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> Subject: YOUR PARROT IS DEAD......
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> At dawn the telephone rings...
> 'Hello, Senor Rod? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country
> house.'
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> 'Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a
> problem?'
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> 'Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor Rod, that your parrot, he is
> dead.'
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> 'My parrot? Dead? The one that won the
> International competition?'
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> 'Si, Senor, that's the one.'
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> 'Damn! That's a pity! I spent a small fortune
> on that bird. What did he die from?'
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> 'From eating the rotten meat, Senor Rod.'
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> 'Rotten meat? Who the hell fed him rotten meat?'
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> 'Nobody, Senor. He ate the meat of the dead horse.'
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> 'Dead horse? What dead horse?'
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> 'The thoroughbred, Senor Rod.'
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> 'My prize thoroughbred is dead?'
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> 'Yes Senor Rod, he died from all that work pulling the
> water cart.'
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> 'Are you insane?? What water cart?'
> 'The one we used to put out the fire, Senor.'
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> 'Good Lord!! What fire are you talking about, man??'
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> 'The one at your house, Senor! A candle fell and the curtains caught on
> fire.'
> 'What the hell?? Are you saying that my mansion is
> destroyed because of
> a candle??!!'
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> 'Yes, Senor Rod.'
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> 'But there's electricity at the house! What was the
> candle for?'
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> 'For the funeral, Senor Rod.'
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> 'WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL??!!'
> 'Your wife's, Senor Rod', she showed up very late one night
> and I thought she was a thief, so I
> hit her with your new Taylormade R580 XD golf club.'
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> SILENCE . . . . . . . .. . . . . . LONG SILENCE . . . . . .
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> 'Ernesto, if you broke that ****ing driver, you're in
> deep chit !!!!
 

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:tsk: Long, but not too bad!
 

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Bad, John. Just bad... ;)
 
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