[BottomBouncer]

when you get hit in the head by the toilet seat.

you lose arguments with inaminate objects

two hands and just ONE mouth? now that's a drinking problem

mosquitos catch a buzz after attacking you

you can focus better with one eye closed

AND

you have to hold on to the lawn to keep from falling off earth

 

[Spitfire]

Good one. I think I can recall having a few of those moments from time to time! LOL!!!!

 

[Ðe§perado™]

LOL, very funny..LOL

 

[mrfish/OH]

DUI

A women police officer pulled over a man for DUI, and said,

"You are under arrest. Anything you say, can and will be held against you."

The drunk replied, "Mamory glands"

 

[Ðe§perado™]

 

[lureboy98]

Haven't been drunk but all those make sense..good one!