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when you get hit in the head by the toilet seat.

you lose arguments with inaminate objects

two hands and just ONE mouth? now that's a drinking problem

mosquitos catch a buzz after attacking you

you can focus better with one eye closed

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you have to hold on to the lawn to keep from falling off earth
 

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Good one. I think I can recall having a few of those moments from time to time! LOL!!!!
 

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LOL, very funny..LOL:D
 

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DUI

A women police officer pulled over a man for DUI, and said,

"You are under arrest. Anything you say, can and will be held against you."

The drunk replied, "Mamory glands"
 

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:D :D :D
 
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