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The man and his wife are grilling some venison steaks, when the husband says to his wife, " Your butt is as wide as the grill." She ignores the remark. A little later, the husband takes out his measuring tape and then he goes over to his wife and measures her rear end and gasps, "Geez, it IS as wide as the grill!"
Later that night while in bed, her husband starts to feel frisky.
She calmly responds,"If you think I am going to fire up the grill for one little weiner, your sadly mistaken."
 

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I have ton's of them, it just takes me forever to type.
 

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Very funny...LOL:D
 

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Not me!!!!
 

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Ahh come on now telll the truth here? good one though
 

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Dude, you've seen my wife! her butt isn't big enough to cover a George Foreman Grill!!!
 

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Was not talking about her butt, was talking about the other part of the joke.:D
 
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