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WARNING: I tried to make this as clean as possible, but still funny.
A priest and a sister are on a mission across a desert riding a camel.
Over half way through the trip the camel dies. Knowing they are pretty much out of luck the priest says "You know, we're probably going to die out here, no one will find us."
"You're probably right." Replies the sister. "I have never, in all my years been able to feel a womans "chest", do you mind if I.......?" Asks the priest. "At this point, why not?" Says the sister and allows to priest to proceed.
The sister notices a "bulge" on the priest. "It has been many, many years since I have felt a man........" The sister says. Know where this is going the priest is more than happy to drop his drawers and allow her to check things out.
"You know" says the priest, "If I were to put this in the right place it would bring life........"
Out of no where the sister shouts "WELL WHY DON'T YOU STICK IT UP THAT CAMELS *SS AND LETS GET THE HEL OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!"
A priest and a sister are on a mission across a desert riding a camel.
Over half way through the trip the camel dies. Knowing they are pretty much out of luck the priest says "You know, we're probably going to die out here, no one will find us."
"You're probably right." Replies the sister. "I have never, in all my years been able to feel a womans "chest", do you mind if I.......?" Asks the priest. "At this point, why not?" Says the sister and allows to priest to proceed.
The sister notices a "bulge" on the priest. "It has been many, many years since I have felt a man........" The sister says. Know where this is going the priest is more than happy to drop his drawers and allow her to check things out.
"You know" says the priest, "If I were to put this in the right place it would bring life........"
Out of no where the sister shouts "WELL WHY DON'T YOU STICK IT UP THAT CAMELS *SS AND LETS GET THE HEL OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!"
