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Next time in Florida....... an idea

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by Deehntr56, May 15, 2017.

  1. Deehntr56

    Deehntr56 Staff Member Mod

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    One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he
    hadn’t been there for a while, and look it over. He
    grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he
    neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with
    glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young
    women skinny-dipping in his pond.

    He made the women aware of his
    presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women
    shouted to him: “We’re not coming out until you
    leave!”The old man frowned, “I didn’t
    come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you
    get out of the pond naked. ”Holding the bucket up he said,
    “I’m here to feed the alligators!”

    Some old men can still think
    fast.
     
  2. now that's funny!
     

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