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Lorraine has gone

Discussion in 'Sound Off' started by bill_gfish, Jan 2, 2003.

  1. There was this guy and he had a girlfriend named Lorraine who was very pretty and he liked her a lot. One day he went to work and found that a new girl had started working there. Her name was Clearly and she was absolutely gorgeous.

    He became quite besotted with Clearly and after a while it became obvious that she was interested in him too.

    But this guy was a loyal man and he wouldn't do anything with Clearly while he was still going out with Lorraine. He decided there was nothing left to do but to break up with Lorraine and get it on with Clearly.

    He planned several times to tell Lorraine but he couldn't bring himself to do it.

    Then one day they went for a walk along the riverbank when Lorraine slipped and fell in to the river. The current carried her off and she drowned.

    The guy stopped for a moment by the river and then ran off smiling and singing............

    ----Get ready-----

    "I can see Clearly now Lorraine has gone"
     
  2. Oh wow...Somebody has too much free time on their hands!
     

  3. That was bad, I like it
     
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