I was at my sons baseball practice yesterday. They have been practicing indoors since Feb. The facility is a warehouse converted into a baseball school. There are no restrooms inside. You have to go outside behind the bldg or there are some trees that overlook a nice bottom land that goes up to a ridge. This is in an industial complex, and there is really no problems with anyone seeing.
Anyway, mother nature was calling so I went out back to relieve myself by my favorite tree. I had just started watering some grass and out of nowhere came this thunderous goooobbbbllle. Well i am sure you can imagine what happened when I instictivly attempted to kneel down so as not to spook the gobbler, yep, a nice wet spot on my brown shorts, looked like a neon sighn.
I watched the gobbler and 2 hens for about 20min., hoping I would dry off, didnt happen. I had to go back inside and it didnt take very long for all the joking to start.
I started to explain, but decided it was best just to give up and take the ribbing.
Anyway, mother nature was calling so I went out back to relieve myself by my favorite tree. I had just started watering some grass and out of nowhere came this thunderous goooobbbbllle. Well i am sure you can imagine what happened when I instictivly attempted to kneel down so as not to spook the gobbler, yep, a nice wet spot on my brown shorts, looked like a neon sighn.
I watched the gobbler and 2 hens for about 20min., hoping I would dry off, didnt happen. I had to go back inside and it didnt take very long for all the joking to start.
I started to explain, but decided it was best just to give up and take the ribbing.