[mrfish/OH]

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN
~ His first name was Jesus
~ He was bilingual
~ He was always being harassed by the
authorities
~
~THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK
~ He called everybody "brother"
~ He liked Gospel
~ He couldn't get a fair trial
~
~THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH
~ He went into his father's business
~ He lived at home until he was 33
~ He was sure his Mother was a virgin, and his
Mother was sure
~ he was God
~
~THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN
~ He talked with his hands
~ He had wine with every meal
~ He worked in the building trades
~
~THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN
~ He never cut his hair
~ He walked around barefoot
~ He started a new religion
~
~THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH
~ He never got married
~ He was always telling stories
~ He loved green pastures
~
~(and now the MOST Compelling EVIDENCE
~THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A WOMAN
~ He had to feed a crowd, at a moments notice,
when there was no food
~ He kept trying to get the message across to
a bunch of men who
~ just didn't get it
~ Even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more
~ work for him to do.

 

[Ðe§perado™]

 

[lureboy98]

Hahaha absolutely priceless!