Good One by Hans!!
Why Walleye fishing is better than sex"
Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.
Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.
You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.
It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.
The Ten Commandments don't say anything about Fishing.
If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.
Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you used to Fish with.
It's okay to Fish with a total stranger.
When you see a really hot Angler, you don't have feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.
If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object
if you Fish with someone else.
When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.
You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for harassment.
There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.
It's okay to watch Fishing on cable television.
You can go fishing and get all muddy without being called a dirty old man.
And the #1 reason walleye fishing is better than sex.....
...... You won't go blind if you go fishing by yourself once in a while.