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Girl on a bridge.....

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by Deehntr56, Sep 10, 2012.

  1. Deehntr56

    Deehntr56 Staff Member Mod

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    Recently, a group of Harley bikers were riding south on

    I-275 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Sunshine Skyway so

    They stopped. The Harley leader, George, a big burly man of 57, gets off his bike, walks

    Through the gawkers, past the Florida State Trooper, and says, "What are you doing?"

    "I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

    While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," he

    Didn't want to miss a be-a-legend opportunity either so he asked ...

    "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

    So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back

    Over the railing and did just that ... And it was a long, deep,

    Lingering kiss followed immediately by another one.

    After she's finished, George gets applause and approval from his group, the

    Onlookers. Even from the State Trooper.

    Then he says,

    "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real

    Talent you are wasting, Sugar. You could be famous if you rode with

    me. Why are you committing suicide?"

    "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl".

    The onlookers are still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed!
     
  2. Haha priceless


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  3. heh heh heh...:biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:
     
  4. Deehntr56

    Deehntr56 Staff Member Mod

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    You think so?:evilsmile::mischeif::biggrin: