[Ðe§perado™]

Pres. bush and bin laden where on a beach and found a bottle. They rubbed the bottle and a genie popped out. Genie said" I will grant both of you 1 wish."
Bin Laden stood up and went first, he said" I want a wall as tall as the heavens all the way around my country so nobody can get in." The genie said" Done" Then Pres. bush stood up and the genie said "Now for your wish?" Pres. Bush cleared his throat and said " The country you just put a wall all the way around it, Fill it up with water."

 

[lureboy98]

Lol good one. Moral? It's always better to go last when you get to make a wish with a genie!

 

[george tinkham]

fill it up with pig pee would have been better...

 

[Spitfire]

THats a classic! Very funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!