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Two ducks just got married. They finally got into the hotel room and it was time to "get it on"
Did you remember a condom? No.......we're married, we don't have to worry about that anymore Well I'm not ready to have a baby. Fine.......I'll go down to the desk and see if they have any.
"Did you forget something sir?" "Well, yeah......." "Tooth brush? shampoo?" "No, it's kinda......kinda personal." "Do you need a condom?" "Yeah, thank you"
"Do you just want me to put it on your bill?"
"No way.......do you want me to sufficate !!!!!!"
Did you remember a condom? No.......we're married, we don't have to worry about that anymore
Well I'm not ready to have a baby. Fine.......I'll go down to the desk and see if they have any."Did you forget something sir?" "Well, yeah......." "Tooth brush? shampoo?" "No, it's kinda......kinda personal." "Do you need a condom?" "Yeah, thank you"
"Do you just want me to put it on your bill?"
"No way.......do you want me to sufficate
!!!!!!"
