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Disney Comes to the Swamp

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by Blackcat 86, Feb 9, 2018.

  1. President Trump is leaving the White House. A crowd has gathered. Suddenly, a would-be assassin leaps from the masses and points a gun at the President.

    A newly assigned agent to the Presidential Protective Division quickly stepped in between the threat and the President and yelled, "MICKEY MOUSE!"

    The would-be assassin was so startled by the agent's action and words that he hesitated in his deadly attempt and was taken into custody.

    During the debriefing, the Special Agent In Charge asked the newbie, "What made you yell out Mickey Mouse?

    The agent softly replied, "I was so scared, I couldn't think fast enough to yell, 'Donald, duck!'"