[hen3ry]

Country Songs I Hope To Write Someday
But Probably Never Will

The pink and green are making me blue

Last night I dreamed you came back (and I woke up screaming)

Lord, make me the man my dog thinks I am

I love you. I'm stupid

If two of us are the same, one of us is unnecessary

My momma always told me to do what I love
(So I joined the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms)

The problem with getting older,
Is I can't remember which lie I told her.

Your wife don't love me no more

I came to on you

A good excuse for bad behavior

The tatoo I regret

 

[hen3ry]

I'd have attributed the piece to its original author but I have no idea who that would be.

I loved the one about the dog...