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Best Comeback

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by mrfish/OH, Jan 2, 2003.

  1. A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during
    a felony trial - it went like this:

    Q. Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?
    A. No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the
    description of the offender running several blocks away.

    Q. Officer, who provided this description?
    A. The officer who responded to the scene.

    Q. A fellow officer provided the description of this so-
    called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?
    A. Yes sir, with my life.

    Q. With your life? Let me ask you this then officer - do you
    have a locker room in the police station - a room where you
    change your clothes in preparation for you daily duties?
    A. Yes sir, we do.

    Q. And do you have a locker in that room?
    A. Yes sir, I do.

    Q. And do you have a lock on your locker?
    A. Yes sir.

    Q. Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers
    with your life, that you find it necessary to lock your locker
    in a room you share with those same officers?
    A. You see sir, we share the building with a court complex,
    and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that

    With that, the courtroom erupted in laughter, and a prompt
    recess was called. The officer on the stand has been nominated
    for this year's "Best come-back" line and we think he'll win.