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Due to increasing products liability litigation, beer manufacturers
have accepted the Medical Association's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers:
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a TOTAL DORK!.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SLAP YOU IN THE FACE.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are dying for you to telephone them at 4am.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your trousers.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse
with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the bed the next morning and see something really scary.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named FRANZ.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol will lead you to believe fat ugly people appear slim and attractive.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are
invisible.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.
 

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If I remember right I think I have actually experienced some of these things. LMAO!!!!!:D :D :D
 

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I can relate to those.LOL:D
 

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Ahhh i will plead the 5th on this one ;)
 
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