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Actual Titles of 'Country' Songs . . . yee-haw y'all

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by mrfish/OH, Jan 13, 2003.

  1. 1. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
    2. How Can I Miss You, If You Won't Go Away?
    3. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven, And Your Buns In Bed
    4. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth, 'Cause I'm Kissing You Good-bye
    5. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself, Or Go Bowling
    6. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger
    7. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
    8 . I Just Bought a Car From a Guy That Stole My Girl, but The Car Don't Run; so I figure we Got An Even Deal
    9. I Keep Forgetten' I Forgot About You
    10. I Liked You Better, Before I Knew You So Well
    11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
    12. I Wouldn't Take Her To a Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
    13. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
    14. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
    15. Please Bypass this Heart?
    16. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
    17. Mama Get a Hammer (There's a Fly On Papa's Head)
    18. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
    19. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him
     
  2. number-16 just cracks me up:D
     

  3. Jacko

    #4 is cute .....I guess they all are ! #2, etc, etc !!
     
  4. GOOD ONE!!!

    Dang, this is to funny!
     
  5. :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: I think number 5 applies to me!
     
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