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Actual Employee Evaluations

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by mrfish/OH, Jan 13, 2003.

  1. The following were taken from actual employee evaluations:
    * Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and shows signs of starting to dig.
    * His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.
    * I would not allow this man to breed.
    * This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely won't be.
    * Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.
    * When he opens his mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there.
    * He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.
    * This man has delusions of adequacy.
    * He sets low personal standards and consistently fails to achieve them.
    * This employee should go far -- the sooner he starts, the better.
    * This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
    * Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't looking.
    * Got a full six-pack, but is missing the plastic thingy that holds it together.
     
  2. I have worked with people like that!,,Heck one could have been me!:D
     

  3. It's amazing how as you read them can picture a person for each and everyone.:D :D ;) :)
     
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