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Aaadd

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by mrfish/OH, Jan 13, 2003.

  1. I am sorry to inform you that I have recently been diagnosed with
    AAADD
    -Age- Activated Attention Deficit Disorder This is how it goes...
    I
    decide to
    do the laundry, start down the hall and notice the newspaper on
    the
    table.
    OK, I'm going to do the laundry... BUT FIRST I'm going to read
    the
    newspaper. After that, I notice the mail on the table. OK, I'll
    just
    put the
    newspaper in the recycle stack.... BUT FIRST I'll look through the

    pile
    of mail and see if there are any bills to be paid. Yes. Now where
    is
    the
    checkbook? Oops.. there's the empty glass from yesterday on the
    coffee
    table. I'm going to look for that checkbook... BUT FIRST I need
    to
    put
    the glass in the sink. I head for the kitchen, look out the
    window,
    notice my
    poor flowers need a drink of water, I put the glass in the sink
    and
    there's the
    remote for the TV on the kitchen counter. What's it doing here?
    I'll
    just put it
    away... BUT FIRST I need to water those plants. I head for the
    door
    and...
    Aaaagh! stepped on the dog. Dog needs to be fed. Okay, I'll put
    the
    remote
    away and water the plants... BUT FIRST I need to feed the dog.

    END OF DAY: Laundry is not done, newspapers are still on the
    floor,
    glass is
    still in the sink, bills are not paid, checkbook is still lost,
    and
    the dog ate the
    remote control...And, when I try to figure out how come nothing
    got
    done today,
    I'm baffled because...I KNOW I WAS BUSY ALL DAY!

    I realize this condition is serious...I'd get help... BUT FIRST...

    I think I'll check my e-mail
     

  2. YEP I believe my wife has that!!!!!