A Knock at the Door

There was a knock on the door this past Saturday morning. I opened it to find a young, well-dressed man standing there who said:

"Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness."

So I said "Come in and sit down."

I offered him a fresh cup of coffee and asked "What do you want to talk about?"

He said, "Beats the **** out of me, nobody ever let me in before."