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#1 SIGN YOUR "Squirrel Bait" (aka nuts)

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by OLDHAT, Jan 3, 2003.

  1. You have established a monopoly on the "humor" threads at OhioSportsman.com

    bada bing bada bing

    Oldhat
     
  2. Some ARE funny......

    It's a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and
    his wife are spending the day at the zoo. She's
    wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress,
    sleeveless with straps. He's wearing his normal jeans
    and a T-shirt. The zoo is not very busy this morning.

    As they walk through the ape exhibit, they pass in
    front of a very large hairy gorilla. Noticing the
    girl, the gorilla goes ape. (No pun intended)

    He jumps up on the bars, and holding on with one hand
    (and 2 feet), he grunts and pounds his chest with his
    free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty lady
    in the wavy dress.

    The husband, noticing the excitement, thinks this is
    funny. He suggests that his wife teases the poor
    fellow some more. The husband suggests she pucker her
    lips, wiggle her bottom at him, and play along.

    She does, and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited,
    making noises that would wake the dead.

    Then the husband suggests that she let one of her
    straps fall to show a little more skin.

    She does, and Mr. Gorilla is about to tear the bars
    down.

    "Now try lifting your dress up your thighs and sort of
    fan it at him." he says.... this drives the gorilla
    absolutely crazy and now he's doing flips.

    Then the husband grabs his wife by the hair, rips open
    the door to the cage, flings her in with the gorilla
    and slams the cage door shut.

    "Now, tell HIM you have a headache."
     

  3. Heck we all know mrfish went off the deep end years ago:D
     
  4. Heck we all know mrfish went off the deep end years ago

    ~ Yup! .. right into the deep "Blue" waters of the O Hi O & his Photo-Tog skills Resurrect that Event daily:cool: :rolleyes: :p

    :p :p
     
  5. MrBlueFishOhio ...

    ~ started out as GFOs King-of-the-Oneliners ... Now look at the Fishin' Monster that has grown out of such Feeble Beginings!!:eek: :cool: ;) :p

    :cool: ~ Jimmy da Cat!!! ~ :cool:

    :p :p
     
  6. #1 SIGN YOUR "Squirrel Bait" ~ if your a Troll

    :cool: :D
    Cave Troll:
    Your average Cave Troll is unfortunately, your average Troll! Stupid, bad Tempered, nearly impossible to kill and very, very strong. Living in caves throughout the old world they sometimes venture out to raid villages for food.

    Mountain Troll:
    Living in the highest peaks of the worlds edge mountains are the Mountain Trolls. Perhaps the most agile of all Trolls these brutes can jump from boulder to boulder rarely missing a step waiting for the unwary traveller to walk past before jumping out.

    River Troll:
    Most common throughout the Empire and Brettonia these Trolls are a villager's worst nightmare. Lurking underneath bridges and in the darkest rivers a villager never knows when a river Troll will burst from the water dragging its unfortunate victim to it's watery grave.

    Snow Troll:
    Even in the most inhospitable parts of the Old World Trolls can survive and breed. In the cold land of Norsca these are known as Snow Trolls. These are perhaps the most hardy of all Trolls, the constant winds and ice storms barely even budge a Snow troll who will stomp through the snow looking for a Norse outpost or baby mammoths.
     
  7. Trolls.........

    Alas, but I have heard talk of a nasty River Troll my own self...BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR :D

    :D

    :D
     
  8. I learn something new everyday. River Trolls, here all along I thought they hid in the bushes. Glad we don't have them in SW Ohio, I think they lurk with Big Foot in Central OH :p
    Although we do get more than our share of bodies found in the river.:(
     
  9. bodies found in the river ...

    Golly Nads .. Ya got "Squirrel Bait" for neighbors or Trolls??:eek:

    :rolleyes: :p
     
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