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If You Are From Ohio

Discussion in 'Sound Off' started by SenecaBow, Dec 16, 2002.

  1. This was sent to me in an E-mail. I find a lot of it to be very true. :)
    If You Are From Ohio
    1. You don't think of Florida first when someone mentions Miami. 2. You snicker when someone's from Tiffin, because you think of the State Hospital. 3. You think Pro football teams are supposed to wear orange! 4. You've heard of 3.2% beer. 5. Schools close for the state basketball tournament. Deer season, too. 6. You're proud of your state fair, but would rather go to Cedar Point. 7. You know all the 4 seasons: Winter, Still Winter, Almost Winter, and Construction. 8. You live less than 30 miles from some college or university. 9. You know what a buckeye really is, and have a recipe for candy ones. 10. "Toward the lake" means "north" and "toward the river" means "south." 11. You've heard of the Great Nickel Beer Night Riot. 12. You know if other Ohioans are from southern or northern Ohio as soon as they open their mouths. 13. You root for a college team though you've never taken a class there. 14. You can spell words like Cuyahoga, Olentangy, Bellefontaine, and Tuscarawas (Wapakoneta?) and you know which letter is doubled in Cincinnati. 15. You always visit more than two amusement parks in one summer. 16. You know that Serpent Mounds were not made by snakes. 17. You know what game they're playing when the Mud Hens take on the Clippers. 18. "Vacation" means spending a day at Cedar Point or King's Island. 19. You measure distance in minutes. 20. Down south to you means Kentucky. 21. Your school classes were canceled because of cold. 22. Your school classes were canceled because of heat. 23. You've ridden the school bus for an hour each way. 24. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day. 25. You know what's knee-high by the Fourth of July. 26. You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example: "Where's my coat at?" 27. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked. 28. You think of the major four food groups as beef, pork, beer, and Jell-O salad with marshmallows. 29. You carry jumper cables in your car. 30. You know what pop is. 31. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. 32. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow. 33. You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie. 34. The local paper covers national and international headlines on one page but requires 6 pages for sports. 35. You think that deer season is a national holiday. 36. You know which leaves make good toilet paper. 37. You thought that the Michael Stanley Band was the most popular band in the country. 38. You actually get these jokes, then forward 'em to all your Ohio friends!!
    #33:rolleyes:
     
  2. Till this post I never thought much of having that knowlege in my head. It is just something you learn growing up.

    Bill
     

  3. Amazing that those do stick in your head.:D
     
  4. Yes; but we still don't know why you guys up North talk so danged funny. For instance instead of "crick" you say "creek', for 'pants" you say "paints' and you don't say "buddy" near enough!! :D
     
  5. To us up north ....."buddy" is something you won't call a friend.:D :eek:
     
  6. Only if your in Prison. :D
     
  7. A creek is something your door hinge makes. You can also have a crick in your neck. There are cricks, they are anything that isn't a river. I put my pants on every morning, my dog pants and I don't like to paint. When you call someone buddy you are just about to fight that person. A friend is someone who will pull that guy off of ya when you've had enough. Your friend in prison is bubba. lol Or is that your girlfriend in prison?

    Bill
     
  8. All I know is noone is called Goodbuddy!! Glenn
     
  9. Hey Bill i resent that comment. lol

    so this is where half of the GFO crew is hanging out now. great site .

    Bubba
     
  10. Now that bubba is here the hunting section should take off well! Yes theres alot of us in here! I jump back and forth between the two, I knew we'd see you here soon enough! Glad to see you here! Glenn
     
  11. Ha Ha bubba, you say you resemble that. Well, if you go to prison you will be feared by all.

    Bill
     
  12. I didn`t know this was here or i`d have been here along time ago. thanks to zfish for telling me. now i`m here and ready to play. woo hooo. lol

    when you two guys going to put up the ice poles for a day and goose hunt with me? with the ice so unsafe you should be out shooting jerky with me.

    good to be here,


    Bubba
     
  13. Well Id have to get a bigger shotgun! Two Im gonna wait til next year! those stamps arent cheap Id also have to find good recipies for them! If I dont like the taste Id be out real fast! Glenn
     
  14. Bubba I ain't been hunting in about 10 yrs. Some how after the Navy I never really go back into it. I've only hunted rabit and squirrel, well deer a couple of times. Any way I don't think I could hit a goose on the ground yet alone flying. I've been thinking about getting back into some sort of hunting but just haven't got around to it yet, besides fishing takes up all my spare time. Another thing, I ain't to interested in eatin what I kill so that is keeping me from it also.

    Thanks for the invite though, I know who to come to when I decide to hunt again.

    Bill
     
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