SenecaBow
02-07-2003, 07:58 PM
A man walks into a bar. Looking around for a place to sit, he notices President Bush and Colin Powell sitting in a dark corner drinking beer and whispering in low voices. The man approaches the bar, orders a beer, then asks the bartender, "is that who I think it is sitting over there?" The bar tender replies, "Yes, it sure is." The man grabs his beer and walks over to the table. He introduces himself as a patriotic American and exchanges plesantries with Bush and Powell. After a moment the man asks, "If you don't mind me asking, what are you two talking about?" Bush replies, "Oh, just about how we're going to kill a million Iraqis and a blonde with big tits." The man looking confused asks, "Why would you want to kill a blonde with big hooters?" Powell immediately nudges Bush and says, "See, I told you no one would care about a million Iraqis!"