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11-23-2005, 10:02 PM
A conservation agent sees a guy carrying a limit of squirrels out of the woods, and notices that the guy doesn't have a gun. The agent approaches the man and asks him how he managed to kill all of those squirrels without a weapon. "You probably won't believe this", said the man "but I just give 'em a dirty look and they fall right out of the tree." He was right, the agent didn't believe his story and ordered the man to show him. Soon after the two men entered the woods the agent spotted a squirrel. "Watch this," said the man, and shot the ugliest look the agent had ever seen up toward the squirrel, and sure enough, it fell dead at their feet. "That's amazing" the agent marveled "how did you learn to do that?!" "My dad taught me, and there's only one other person alive that has this talent... my wife." "Well, why isn't she out here with you today?" asked the agent. "Well, I would take her more often," said the man "But she tears 'em up so bad!"