Spitfire
02-01-2003, 05:15 PM
TOP 10 REASONS HUNTING IS BETTER THAN SEX
10. Once you shoot your wad, it's quick to reload.
9. You can pick the size of your gun.
8. Once you tag it, no one else can touch it.
7. You can tell it's legal by the size of it's rack.
6. You clean the meat before you eat it.
5. Lasts sunrise to sunset.
4. Your gun wont go limp on you.
3. If you bag a big one, you can tell your friends.
2. You can always find a good bush.
1. Your favorite piece can be mounted on the wall.
10. Once you shoot your wad, it's quick to reload.
9. You can pick the size of your gun.
8. Once you tag it, no one else can touch it.
7. You can tell it's legal by the size of it's rack.
6. You clean the meat before you eat it.
5. Lasts sunrise to sunset.
4. Your gun wont go limp on you.
3. If you bag a big one, you can tell your friends.
2. You can always find a good bush.
1. Your favorite piece can be mounted on the wall.