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BottomBouncer
01-31-2003, 09:48 PM
when you get hit in the head by the toilet seat.

you lose arguments with inaminate objects

two hands and just ONE mouth? now that's a drinking problem

mosquitos catch a buzz after attacking you

you can focus better with one eye closed

AND

you have to hold on to the lawn to keep from falling off earth




Spitfire
02-01-2003, 09:20 AM
Good one. I think I can recall having a few of those moments from time to time! LOL!!!!

Še§perado™
02-01-2003, 04:17 PM
LOL, very funny..LOL:D

mrfish/OH
02-01-2003, 04:25 PM
A women police officer pulled over a man for DUI, and said,

"You are under arrest. Anything you say, can and will be held against you."

The drunk replied, "Mamory glands"

Še§perado™
02-01-2003, 08:00 PM
:D :D :D

lureboy98
02-01-2003, 10:31 PM
Haven't been drunk but all those make sense..good one!