Girls night out

[Caribou Dreamer2]

Girls night out!
>
>Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married...
>
>The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls". I told
>my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
>
>Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
>Around
>3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the
>cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly,
>realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9
>times.
>I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
>solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when
>totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos =
>MIDNITE!) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and
>I
>told him "Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away
>with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked
>him why?, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times,
>then said, "Oh sh*t.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat,
>cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then
>tripped
>over the coffee table and farted."