Pick One:

[lureboy98]

big block

:D or:cool:

[BottomBouncer]

:cool:


deep v fishing(lund or smoker craft) or bass boat

[Ðe§perado™]

Alum. or Fiberglass...;)

[BottomBouncer]

aluminum


center or side consol

[Ðe§perado™]

Steering wheel or stick sterring...;)

[BottomBouncer]

wheel

motor guide or minn kota

[Ðe§perado™]

bow mount or transom mount...

[BottomBouncer]

bow...........depends though


new truck or new boat

[Ðe§perado™]

Evirude or Mercury...

[BottomBouncer]

Mercury............set the water on fire


going on a cat trip



to the mississippi or santee

[Ðe§perado™]

Boat or bank fishing;)

[BottomBouncer]

boat

two rods or all the rods

[Ðe§perado™]

Baitcasters or spincast...

[lureboy98]

spincast

Wheel of Fortune or Jeopardy

[bucktail]

neither


That 70's Show or That 80's Show

[lureboy98]

That 70's show

proton or electron?

[BottomBouncer]

neutron


neptune or uranus

[Ðe§perado™]

Beagles or an Irish setter...;)

[lureboy98]

Beagles

Rock or Country

[Ðe§perado™]

Merle Haggard or Conway Twitty...

[bucktail]

Merle

Tex Ritter or Cowboy Copas

[BottomBouncer]

Tex

Charlie Daniels or ZZ Top

[lureboy98]

ZZ top

:D or :p

[Beau Martin]

:D


Frezzer meat or a wallhanger

[BottomBouncer]

wallhanger & eat it


camaro or firebird/Trans Am

[redneck66]

comaro

john wayne or clint eastwood

[Caribou Dreamer2]

Dolly or Anna Nicole

[Beau Martin]

Dolly she is more realistic

Mosburg or Remington

[BottomBouncer]

Remington

Benneli or Beretta

[Ðe§perado™]

Shotgun or Handgun..;)

[lureboy98]

Shotgun, (turkey hunting!)

powerade or gatorade

[Ðe§perado™]

Lemon-lime or orange

[BottomBouncer]

lemon

blizzard or tornado

[Beau Martin]

Blizzard

Whitebass or Perch(fishing)

[DavidWS10]

White bass (although both make pretty good catfish bait)


Flathead or Channel

[Beau Martin]

Chanele


Phesant hunt or Duck hunt

[BottomBouncer]

pheasant


hunt:

alaska or africa

[Ðe§perado™]

Wart hog or Implala..

[lureboy98]

Impala!

pencil or pen

[BottomBouncer]

lap top

Mac or Snap-On

[Beau Martin]

Snap-on

Hunt Ohio or other state(which one)

[lureboy98]

OHIO

pledge or windex?

[Caribou Dreamer2]

"Caribou" or elk

[lureboy98]

Caribou?

C&R or dinner?

[Ðe§perado™]

Catfish or Bluegill..

[lureboy98]

bluegill if we are talking about dinner, catfish if for sport

canoe or kayak?

[Ðe§perado™]

Alum. or Fiberglass..;)

[lureboy98]

Fiberglass

pebble or stone?

[BottomBouncer]

bolder

terminator or rambo

[Caribou Dreamer2]

adrian or shania :D

[BottomBouncer]

shania

Pam Anderson or Carmen Electra

[Ðe§perado™]

With clothes or with out...

[Caribou Dreamer2]

Buffy or Kelly

[Ðe§perado™]

Wet or dry...

[BottomBouncer]

moist


roostertail or mepps

[Caribou Dreamer2]

yellow or orange

[Ðe§perado™]

silver or gold blade...

[BottomBouncer]

gold

Lab:

Yellow black or chocolat

[Ðe§perado™]

I like them although I have a Golden Retriever.

Field lab or Reg. lab. (Just means taller or shorter lab.);)

[BottomBouncer]

reg

goldfish or cheese-its

[Ðe§perado™]

Nacho or BBQ

[lureboy98]

nacho

corn: on the cob or off?

[Caribou Dreamer2]

Boiled corn or roasted corn

[BottomBouncer]

roasted

bbq chicken or bbq pork

[lureboy98]

chicken

yellow or blue

[Caribou Dreamer2]

Blue cat or yellow belly

[BottomBouncer]

Uhhhhhhh.......Blue


hot dog or brat

[Caribou Dreamer2]

Johnsville or Bob evans

[BottomBouncer]

Bob Evans

Tobasco flavor or beer flavor

[Caribou Dreamer2]

Sauage patty or links

[Q2XL]

carp shootin or deer huntin

[Caribou Dreamer2]

Toilet paper or leaves:confused:

[Q2XL]

mechanicals or fixed blade

[BottomBouncer]

fixed


hoyt or browning

[Q2XL]

aluminum arrows or carbon

[BottomBouncer]

alum


hunting hadguns:

Ruger(Super Blackhawk) or Taurus(Raging Bull)

[Q2XL]

feathers or vanes

[Ðe§perado™]

4"or 5";)

[lureboy98]

5"

German Shepherd or Beagle?

[Ðe§perado™]

spotted or all one color...

[lureboy98]

spotted

hand or foot?

[dip]

hernia or hemmorhoids

[BottomBouncer]

hernia


gal stones or get stoned:rolleyes: :eek: :p

[lureboy98]

get stoned (just because gal stones hurt!)

shelty or collie?

[Q2XL]

beer or whisky

[lureboy98]

beer?

pepsi or coke

[Caribou Dreamer2]

t-bone or prime rib

[Q2XL]

diet or regular

[Q2XL]

well done or rare

[Caribou Dreamer2]

white or black

[gunner70]

Work or fish

[BottomBouncer]

fish while working


Corvette or Viper

[Caribou Dreamer2]

Hummer or jeep

[Ðe§perado™]

Old Style or New Style..

[BottomBouncer]

the REAL hummer....not the yuppie version


how about this:

a fully loaded Ford E-350 w/ V-10 raised, w/ wench....all the goodies or a hummer

[Ðe§perado™]

I like Chevy Trucks..

With a gun rack or without...

[Caribou Dreamer2]

ok Chevy truck or Ford truck

[Ðe§perado™]

4x4 or standard...

[BottomBouncer]

did you have to ask:confused: :D

4x4 any day

motor mods or suspension mods

[Ðe§perado™]

Reg. cab or extened cab..

[BottomBouncer]

extended


get it muddy or keep it clean

[Ðe§perado™]

Get it muddy then clean it...over and over...LOL

Steel or Alum. rims...

[Q2XL]

tree stand or ground blind

[Ðe§perado™]

I have both, justn depends on the situation.

Loc-on or Double bull...

[Caribou Dreamer2]

climber or fixed tree stand

[Q2XL]

summit or api

[Ðe§perado™]

facing the tree or facing out.

[BottomBouncer]

out


buck shot or rifle slug

[Ðe§perado™]

Winchester or Remington..

[BottomBouncer]

Winchester...........Super X2


pepperoni or salami

[Ðe§perado™]

Chopped or boiled ham...

[lureboy98]

chopped

arnold swarzenegger or sylvester stallone?

[BottomBouncer]

now that's a tough one.........Rocky or the Terminator???????

I'll have to say........despite some cheesy movies.........Stallone






Big Bird or Snufalupogus

[Q2XL]

miss piggy or kermit

[Caribou Dreamer2]

impala or worthog

[Q2XL]

hippo or rhino

[Caribou Dreamer2]

zebra or mustang

[mattgmann]

Zebra.

(mustangs are made by fords....who makes a zebra?)


Beer in cans, or bottles?

[Q2XL]

lite or regular

[Caribou Dreamer2]

Dieting or 12 oz curls

[Q2XL]

12 pack or 30 pack

[BottomBouncer]

12

pint or gallon

[Caribou Dreamer2]

sip or chug

[BottomBouncer]

sip(what are we talking about?)

Crown Royal or Jack

[Ðe§perado™]

Bowfish carp or gar...

[BottomBouncer]

Since gar are pretty ancient.......I guess carp.


funny car or top fuel

[Ðe§perado™]

Nascar or Indy cars.

[BottomBouncer]

nascar

nascar or F1

[Ðe§perado™]

Martin or Park...

[BottomBouncer]

Martin

Force or Bernstein

[lureboy98]

Bernstein

tiger or cougar

[Ðe§perado™]

I have to go with John Force on that last one.


Super comp or Pro stock...

[BottomBouncer]

comp

Jeg's or Summit

[Ðe§perado™]

Big Block or Small block,,,

[BottomBouncer]

big for racing, small to smoke all the rice burners the kids are driving these days.......kids? hell......I'm only 22?

centrifugal or roots type

[Ðe§perado™]

Still a kid at heart...Like us all.;)

[Caribou Dreamer2]

playboy or penthouse

[BottomBouncer]

playboy


more annoying:

being bit by mosquitos or a screaming, yelling child in the store

[Caribou Dreamer2]

Hustler or Cherry:D

[Q2XL]

hustler or club

[Caribou Dreamer2]

Centerfold or articles

[Q2XL]

blonde or brunette

[Caribou Dreamer2]

Tall women or Short women

[Q2XL]

big hooters or BIG HOOTERS

[Caribou Dreamer2]

No butt or boooty

[Q2XL]

plump or heart shaped

[BottomBouncer]

heart.........man......hel i don't know as long as I can still push through the mountains and get to the cave it's all good


give or receive (down south........not butt darts:rolleyes: )

[Ðe§perado™]

shaved or not...

[Q2XL]

pierced or not pierced

[BottomBouncer]

not.........I'd hate to get chipped beef


muff dive or sky dive

[Q2XL]

tatooed or not tatooed

[Ðe§perado™]

mountains or ant hills...

[Q2XL]

little nips or big nips

[Ðe§perado™]

tanned or not

[Q2XL]

small bikini or big bikini

[Ðe§perado™]

Bright colored or dark colored..

[Q2XL]

long hair or short hair

[lureboy98]

long

stop at 407 replies? keep going?

[Ðe§perado™]

with blue eyes or brown...;)

[BottomBouncer]

blue

blue or green

[Q2XL]

big lips or little lips

[lureboy98]

either

understand, dont' understand?

[BottomBouncer]

:confused:



Reds or Indians

[Caribou Dreamer2]

Good or Horrible this year(reds)

[BottomBouncer]

same old reds............

Valvoline or Quaker State

[Ðe§perado™]

Pennsoil or Quaker State..

[BottomBouncer]

Penn


chips:

bbq or salt & vinegar

[Ðe§perado™]

Lay's or Ruffles..

[BottomBouncer]

Ruffle's

mozzarella sticks or potato skins

[Erie]

why not move this thread over to the Comedy forum .. there are already 4 stickies plus usually this thread at the top of sound off to scoll down from ??

just a thought ;)

[BottomBouncer]

Doesn't matter to me:cool:

[Erie]

Earth or Soil

[Ðe§perado™]

Clay or Sand..

[BottomBouncer]

sand

scabbies or crabs

[Q2XL]

day or night

[BottomBouncer]

day

Goodfellas or Godfather

[Q2XL]

rock or country

[BottomBouncer]

rock


rap or hit yourself with a shovel

[Caribou Dreamer2]

Puff daddy or hank williams

[Q2XL]

jr or senior

[Ðe§perado™]

Hank or Johnny Cash...;)

[Caribou Dreamer2]

Dolly or Reba

[Q2XL]

shania twain or faith hill

[Ðe§perado™]

Have to be here over faith..just have to aleast have a rack...

Terri Clark or Dixie chicks..

[gamegetter1]

Beatles or Beach Boys?

[Ðe§perado™]

Beach boys or Jan and Dean...

[lureboy98]

Beach Boys

AC/DC or Ozzy Osbourne?

[BottomBouncer]

AC/DC


Lake Erie or Ohio River

[lureboy98]

I've never been to either, so BOTH! but I would go for Erie

cup or keg

[gamegetter1]

compound or crossbow?

[Q2XL]

MATHEWS OR JENNINGS

[lureboy98]

Jennings

guitar or violin?

[Q2XL]

bass or lead

[Caribou Dreamer2]

7mm mag or 30/06

[Q2XL]

scope or iron sights

[Caribou Dreamer2]

handgun or shotgun

[Q2XL]

44 or 454

[Caribou Dreamer2]

smokepole or recurve

[BottomBouncer]

smokin'


.50cal or .54

[Caribou Dreamer2]

round ball or sabot

[BottomBouncer]

sabot

powder or pellets

[Q2XL]

100 grain or 150 grain

[BottomBouncer]

150........


T/C or Knight

[Q2XL]

black or camo

[BottomBouncer]

camo


I was thinking about his one, can't remember if I already did it?


Alaskan hunt or African

[Q2XL]

caribou or kodiak bear

[BottomBouncer]

caribou


best fishing: spring or fall

[lureboy98]

spring

cherry or strawberry

[BottomBouncer]

strawberry

Eric Clapton or BB King

[lureboy98]

Clapton

golden retriever or yellow lab?

[BottomBouncer]

golden retriever


pick-up or suv

[lureboy98]

SUV

spanish or french

[Ðe§perado™]

Burnett or Red head...

[BottomBouncer]

that depends........redheads are the best if everything else is there. otherwise, darker is better.


ribbed or regular(you guys know what I'm talking about:p )

[Caribou Dreamer2]

No lub or lubbed(you not what i mean here to ):D

[Ðe§perado™]

Glow in the dark or not...(You guys know what I mean);)

[Caribou Dreamer2]

Colared one or white latex

[Q2XL]

green or red

[Ðe§perado™]

Symtek or trojan

[BottomBouncer]

Trojan Man


Lion's Den or the produce department

[Ðe§perado™]

C or D batteries...;)

[lureboy98]

C Batteries

Cell phone or walkie talkie?

[BottomBouncer]

walkie talkie


bacon or sausage

[Q2XL]

eggs or pancakes

[BottomBouncer]

pancakes


biscuits or toast

[bill_gfish]

breakfast buffet or dinner buffet

[Caribou Dreamer2]

Ham or prime rib

[Q2XL]

well done or medium rare

[Caribou Dreamer2]

i think this has been used already

Hunt Ohio(deer) or Texas(alligator gar)

[BottomBouncer]

I wouldn't mind trying the gators.


breakfast: waffle house or Bob evans

[Ðe§perado™]

Bacon ro sausage

[lureboy98]

Sausage

over-easy or scrambled

[Q2XL]

toast or biscuts

[BottomBouncer]

biscuits(w/ sausage gravy........YUM:o )


Mustang or Camaro

[Q2XL]

auto or manual

[george tinkham]

auto...easier to resell

[BottomBouncer]

5.0 or 5.8 (302 or 351)

[Ðe§perado™]

Pos-a-traction or slip

[Q2XL]

blower or turbo

[Caribou Dreamer2]

454 or 350(engine)

[Q2XL]

nitro or alcohol

[Caribou Dreamer2]

Truck pulls or tractor pulls

[Q2XL]

engines or turbines

[Caribou Dreamer2]

Unlimited or stock

[Q2XL]

pro or ameture

[lureboy98]

amature

sweaters: with hood or no?

[george tinkham]

bear razorhead or deadhead???

[lureboy98]

deadhead?

Happy Gilmore or Bob Barker?

[BottomBouncer]

Happy (do you think Bob nails any of the "Barker's Beuties"?


one of those spicy poops like after you eat hotwings or a really big poop that just tears yah up

[Ðe§perado™]

I think Bob nails all them...for the show interview...;)


Drums or flappers...