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[Caribou Dreamer2]

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She
> > was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but
> > knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the
> > newspaper for a ranch hand.
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> >
> > Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.
> > She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she
> > decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him
> > around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put
> > in long hours everyday and knew a lot about ranching.
> >
> >
> > For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well.
> > Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have
> > Done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town
> > and kick up your heels."
> >
> >
> > The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.
> > One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock, and no
> > hired hand. He returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room,
> > he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of
> > wine, waiting for him. She quietly called him over to her.
> >
> > "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as
> > she directed.
> >
> >
> > "Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly.
> >
> >
> > "Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them neatly
> > by her boots.
> >
> >
> > Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching
> > her eyes in the fire light.
> >
> >
> > "Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was
> > told and dropped it to the floor.
> >
> >
> > "Now," she said, "take off my panties." By the light of the fire, he
> > slowly pulled them down and off.
> >
> >
> > Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town
> > again, you're fired."