Cap't Ernie
02-06-2007, 12:04 AM
A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he
noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to
attention and asked, "Sir, what will you have?" The man thought a
moment then replied: "A martini please." The robot clicked a couple
of times and mixed the best martini the man had ever had. The robot
then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?" The man answered "Oh, about 164."
The robot then proceeded to discuss the 'theory of relativity',
inter-stellar space travel', the latest medical breakthroughs, etc...
The man was most impressed. He left the bar but thought he would try
different tact. He returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked
and asked what he would have? "A martini please." Again it was
superb. The robot again asked "What is your IQ sir? This time the man
answered, "Oh about 100". So the robot started discussing NASCAR
racing, the latest basketball scores, and what to expect the Dodgers
to do this week end.
The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a
stool.... Again a delightful martini, and the question, "What is your IQ?" This time the man drawled out "Uh..... Bout 50". The robot clicked then
leaned close and very slowly asked,
"A-r-e...
Y-o-u-r...
P-e-o-p-l-e..
G-o-i-n-g...
T-o...
N-o-m-i-n-a-t-e...
H-i-l-l-a-r-y?????
noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to
attention and asked, "Sir, what will you have?" The man thought a
moment then replied: "A martini please." The robot clicked a couple
of times and mixed the best martini the man had ever had. The robot
then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?" The man answered "Oh, about 164."
The robot then proceeded to discuss the 'theory of relativity',
inter-stellar space travel', the latest medical breakthroughs, etc...
The man was most impressed. He left the bar but thought he would try
different tact. He returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked
and asked what he would have? "A martini please." Again it was
superb. The robot again asked "What is your IQ sir? This time the man
answered, "Oh about 100". So the robot started discussing NASCAR
racing, the latest basketball scores, and what to expect the Dodgers
to do this week end.
The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a
stool.... Again a delightful martini, and the question, "What is your IQ?" This time the man drawled out "Uh..... Bout 50". The robot clicked then
leaned close and very slowly asked,
"A-r-e...
Y-o-u-r...
P-e-o-p-l-e..
G-o-i-n-g...
T-o...
N-o-m-i-n-a-t-e...
H-i-l-l-a-r-y?????