BandanaMan
02-01-2007, 08:30 AM
Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and
cook a venison steak. But, all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic....And since
it
was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday.
The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a
problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their
priest.
The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a
Catholic. After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass.....and as
the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a Baptist,
and
raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic."
Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived,
and the
wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood.
The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, a s he rushed
into
yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold Bubba, he stopped and
watched
in amazement.
There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he
carefully
sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted: You wuz born a deer, you
wuz
raised a deer, but now you a catfish.:yikes:
cook a venison steak. But, all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic....And since
it
was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday.
The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a
problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their
priest.
The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a
Catholic. After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass.....and as
the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a Baptist,
and
raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic."
Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived,
and the
wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood.
The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, a s he rushed
into
yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold Bubba, he stopped and
watched
in amazement.
There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he
carefully
sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted: You wuz born a deer, you
wuz
raised a deer, but now you a catfish.:yikes: