Caribou Dreamer2
01-19-2007, 08:55 AM
> > >> > >> A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the
> air,
> > >> > >> pulls
> > >> > >> out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In
> Mexico
> > >> our
> > >> > >> glasses
> > >> > >> are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice"
> > >> > >>
> > >> > >> An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws
> his
> > >> glass
> > >> > >> into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces.
> > >> > >> He
> > >> > >> says,
> > >> > >> "In
> > >> > >> Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to
> > > drink
> > >> > >> out of
> > >> > >> the same glass twice either.
> > >> > >>
> > >> > >> The Florida girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer and drinks
> > > it,
> > >> > >> throws her glass into the air, pulls out her gun and shoots the
> > > Mexican
> > >> > >> and
> > >> > >> the
> > >> > >> Iraqi, and catches her glass. She says, "In America we have so
> many
> > >> > >> illegal
> > >> > >> Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones
> > >> twice.
> > >> > >>
> > >> > >> God Bless America
> air,
> > >> > >> pulls
> > >> > >> out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In
> Mexico
> > >> our
> > >> > >> glasses
> > >> > >> are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice"
> > >> > >>
> > >> > >> An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws
> his
> > >> glass
> > >> > >> into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces.
> > >> > >> He
> > >> > >> says,
> > >> > >> "In
> > >> > >> Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to
> > > drink
> > >> > >> out of
> > >> > >> the same glass twice either.
> > >> > >>
> > >> > >> The Florida girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer and drinks
> > > it,
> > >> > >> throws her glass into the air, pulls out her gun and shoots the
> > > Mexican
> > >> > >> and
> > >> > >> the
> > >> > >> Iraqi, and catches her glass. She says, "In America we have so
> many
> > >> > >> illegal
> > >> > >> Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones
> > >> twice.
> > >> > >>
> > >> > >> God Bless America