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02-20-2003, 07:45 PM
One day, Jimmy Joe was walking down Main Streetwhen he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup.
Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin. "Bubba, where'd ya get that truck?!?" "Bobby Sue gave it to me" Bubba replied. "She gave it to ya? I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?"
"Well, Jimmy Joe, let me tell ya what happened. We was driving out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowheres. All of a sudden-like, Bobby Sue pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed off into the woods. She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said ' Bubba, take whatever y'all want'.
So's I took the truck!"
"Bubba, you a smart man! Them clothes woulda never fit ya".
Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin. "Bubba, where'd ya get that truck?!?" "Bobby Sue gave it to me" Bubba replied. "She gave it to ya? I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?"
"Well, Jimmy Joe, let me tell ya what happened. We was driving out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowheres. All of a sudden-like, Bobby Sue pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed off into the woods. She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said ' Bubba, take whatever y'all want'.
So's I took the truck!"
"Bubba, you a smart man! Them clothes woulda never fit ya".